Okay how I came up with this is too long to explain but it involves aelysian , raingin , and my warm shower, and not in the pervy way you all are thinking :P

anywhoo written in like 6 hours yesterday, kinda what I wanted and kinda not... and I'm drive-by posting this so certain people don't look over my shoulder...*cough*



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For Twitter day I'm randomly making these up as I go since I didn't have the foresight to actually make a list so for the future, comment below please!


Ones I have so far on Twitter

1.Because she can use a Coke can as a weapon
2: Because she crashes every car she's in and survives!
3.Because even when she's crazy, she's somehow right.
4. Because she can give herself a c-section alone in a jungle with a bottle of dark rum!
5. Because even in a short skirt and handcuffed, she'll still kick your ass
6. Because she doesn't need keys to get out of handcuffs...she has teeth
7. Because she got pregnant by a man that wasn't even born yet.
8. Because she can defib herself
9. Because she doesn't care if you want eggs for breakfast you are getting pancakes!
10. Because she shaves with the bathroom door wide open
11. Because if you go in her room again she'll bust your head...and she means it
12. Because she'll fight to save your life and then want to kill you two episodes later

please, please! if you can think up a funnier way to write them add it.

Schmacky's video

Haha well you can kinda see it but go check it out here video

character: john/cameron
rating: And we're going with pg-13
summary: super short
a/n: This came out totally different than I wanted. Has been beta'ed and yes I needed a beta for 9 lines.
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